Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in I'm in the Band: in 6 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Derek (6), Burger (5), Tripp (4)
Scenes with Ash 6
TCTripp Campbell
Mom, please, it's just dinner.
BCBeth Campbell
You know, I'm cool. I'm hip. I'm jiggy with a variety of things. I still don't think it's a good idea to have 3 crazy rockers in my house.
TCTripp Campbell
It'll be fine. They're adults.
BPBurger Pitt
Hey! Good evening.
ATAsh Tyler
Thanks so much for having us to dinner.
DJDerek Jupiter
What a lovely home.
TCTripp Campbell
See? Adults.
DBDerek, Burger, Ash
SPEED CHAIRS!
OH-HOH! I'M GOOD! I'm good.
DJDerek Jupiter
Got 'em knocked over. Cause I have a parrot 3 to the axel roads is a pair of sixes he gets slashed I get Burger and the rest is history!
BPBurger Pitt
All was a delicious, meal Beth, just pack up the leftovers and we'll be on our way.
BCBeth Campbell
There are no leftovers. You ate everything except for the Wax Fruit.
DJDerek Jupiter
All right, we're out.
TCTripp Campbell
Wait, guys, don't go yet. Why don't we go to my garage and then jam for one of your songs? Ooh. My favorite is "Pull My Finger."
ATAsh Tyler
Oh, interesting bit of trivia about that song. It's about farting.
DJDerek Jupiter
Sorry, kid. We promised to dinner, not a jam session.
TCTripp Campbell
Oh, that's okay. I'll only wanna play guitar for the greatest lead singer rock history.
DJDerek Jupiter
Flattery will not get you very far. Garage is a very far, is it?
TCTripp Campbell
It's just outside.
DBDerek, Burger, Ash
To the garage!
TCTripp Campbell
Uh, guys!
DBDerek, Burger, Ash
What?
TCTripp Campbell
It's that way.
DBDerek, Burger, Ash
To that way!
DBDerek, Burger and Ash
TRIPP'S LEAVING THE BAND? THIS IS YOUR FAULT! MY FAULT?! STOP SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING!
DBDerek, Burger and Ash
What?
I'm not leaving the band.
DBDerek, Burger and Ash
HE'S STAYING! IT'S BECAUSE OF ME! BECAUSE OF YOU?! STOP SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING!
Hey guys! They were having a bake sale at school today. Who wants a cupcake?
Fluff your cupcakes! (He swats the box of cupcakes out of Tripp's hands but then he picks it up again.)
We're so mad at you right now, we're all like this! (He swats the box of cupcakes out of Tripp's hands again.)
Ash
What's going on? I don't know, because we weren't invited to the BOOGER carnival! (Gives Tripp the cupcakes but swats them out of his hands again.)
We know you're leaving us and joining Metalwolf. (Goes into the living room.)
Wha-hey, hey! No, no no-I am NOT joining Metalwolf! I can't believe you guys would even think that!
DBDerek, Burger and Ash
(All cover their faces with magazines)
"Iron Weasel Baby Fight"?! Here's a note from Ms. Dempsey. "Dear neanderthals."
Ash
Oh, that's us.
If you're gonna act like children, the whole world's gonna see you as children. We've already got a half a million pre-orders. Reba, sign my name.
I can't believe it! Half a million people are gonna see us look like idiots!
Or...half a million people are gonna see us look like IDIOTS!
AFAll four of the guys
YES! He's gonna see if he can work with us first. If he likes what he sees and we don't wimp out like that stupid Finnish band, then he'll sign us to a RECORD DEAL!
SCSimon Craig
You guys do that a lot?
Ash
Sometimes we do this.
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
Ash
I'll walk that line.
Ash, no. You're my buddy, I can't lose you.
Ash
I must, for the good of the band. If I don't make it, give this letter to my mother (pulls out a 'Q') It was her favorite letter.
I'll make sure that she gets this.
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I'm in the Band · 25 quotes