TJT.J. Tilcox
Holy mother of pearl, look at the size of that fucking hill.
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I don't know how much I need to believe from these guys and how much is them putting the fear of God in ya.
It's 350 miles long, cost $10 million to build, and in about 60 days, it'll melt away to nothing.
[referring to the mandatory drug test] For me to piss, I'm so old now I gotta have half a Viagra.
I was pretty scared going up my first trip. No matter what people say about the ice roads, until you actually do it, you can't be prepared for it man.
Some will hit the jackpot, some will jacknife, and others won't even get out of the gate.
JWJay Westgard
The key is to be quick and then you don't get cold.
These are not conditions that De Beers is accustomed to, it's the company's first mine outside of South Africa where it never snows, much less hits -35.
You know what the good thing is about this weather? You can see your breath, that way you know your still breathing.
It was jammed for like five miles.
That's what happened? I heard about that. I heard it was closed for a while but, hey, it's a good thing I come by, they opened it up for me.
Maybe your smell that got them out of your way.
If you're timid, this road will eat you up.
You know everybody should get up in the morning and say a prayer, you know, for the day, for protection and guidance, and to give thanks for this day. You know, people call me a hypocrite. I say well, I'm not a very good example of Christianity but I'm a much improved version of what I once was.
They must have trucks in heaven cause I'm sure my guardian angel is a driver eh. He sure does a good job of lookin' after me.
I'm not competing against you guys. I'm not even gonna try Rick. You guys are animals. I'm sorry. I'm the old man on the crew, I can't do that shit. You know, I have sex for 3 minutes I need a 10 day nap.
When I get going I don't like to stop at Lockhart very often. It's just that all you do there is eat, then you get tired, then you get fat, I just keep on truckin'. Shit or get off the pot.
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