Alex Debogorski quotes from Ice Road Truckers

Alex Debogorski

[referring to the mandatory drug test] For me to piss, I'm so old now I gotta have half a Viagra.

Alex Debogorski

You know what the good thing is about this weather? You can see your breath, that way you know your still breathing.

Alex Debogorski

You know everybody should get up in the morning and say a prayer, you know, for the day, for protection and guidance, and to give thanks for this day. You know, people call me a hypocrite. I say well, I'm not a very good example of Christianity but I'm a much improved version of what I once was.

Alex Debogorski

They must have trucks in heaven cause I'm sure my guardian angel is a driver eh. He sure does a good job of lookin' after me.

Alex Debogorski

It was jammed for like five miles.

Hugh Rowland

That's what happened? I heard about that. I heard it was closed for a while but, hey, it's a good thing I come by, they opened it up for me.

Alex Debogorski

Maybe your smell that got them out of your way.