MMnester
Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Mnester, I'm an actor. Most people have heard of me.
SScylla
My name is Scylla, and I'm a whore. Everybody's heard of me.
“A God in Colchester”
Mnester [reciting a poem]
The golden hair that Gala wears is hers.
Who would have thought it?
She swears it's hers, and true she swears:
For I know where she bought it!
Mnester [reciting a poem]
You ask me how my farm can pay,
Since little it will bear.
It pays me thus: 'tis far away,
And you are never there.
SScylla
The difference between you and me, actor, is you're a snob and I'm not. And the difference between this great lady and myself is that my work is her hobby. My hobby happens to be gardening, for which I don't expect to be paid.
QJQuintus Justus
What am I to do?
PPallas
What can a dead man do? Go and get buried.
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