[Barney just learned from Ted that Kevin and Robin broke up]
Bummer. Anyway, let's make our own bets about this sex tape. I've got Marshall with a surprise piercing at 5-1 odds, Lily with a landing strip at 10-1, Marshall with a landing strip, even money.
I don't believe this. You were in love with Robin, you find out she's single, and all you've got to say is "Bummer"?
What do you want me to say Ted? Whatever I thought was there, she thought differently. So, no, I don't care if Robin is single again.
So if Robin started dating someone else, you wouldn't mind?
Nope.
Even if that somebody else was me?
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