[Barney chances upon his old bro, Insane Dwayne, at a baby goods shop]
Barney
I can't believe I haven't seen you around.
Insane Dwayne
Well after Sheila and I had that...quickie, my life's been playdates, preschool, and poop. I haven't set foot in a bar in years.
Barney
You stopped drinking?
Insane Dwayne
Oh, I still drink.
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