[Barney talks to Robin, who just locked herself up at a bathroom]
Barney
Are we still friends?
Robin
Hope
Barney
Good. [sits on bathtub] 'Cause get this, Ted almost adopted a baby. [scoffs] Crazy, right? Poor guy's going through some stuff. He actually tried to rope me into it. Can you imagine me being someone's dad?
Robin
I'm pregnant. [Barney, non-plussed, looks at Robin]
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