[Barney has just sipped a drink to drown the fact that he has Canadian blood]
Barney
This is nice. What is this?
Waitress
Canadian whiskey.
Barney
[Spits out drink] I want Scotch...American Scotch, from Scotland! Just get that swill away from me! [hands back glass to waitress and makes cat-like hiss; to Robin] Why are you doing this to me?
Robin
You've been ripping on Canada since Justin Bieber was knee-high to a snowblower, so now this Canuck's gonna be on you like the drummer from the Yukon Blondes, high up on Timbits.
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