[At bar, Robin and Lily order gin for Barney and Marshall to start a fight between them, and the effects kick in]
Do you know what I had to go through to get you that job?
Do you know what I had to do to will myself to show up everyday?
Wear a wrinkled suit and not give a damn about what you hair looked like?
[infuriated] I showed up with wet hair once! ONCE!
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