SDSt. Desperatius
Whoa! Check out that one, her body is a perfect X.
SVSt. Valentine
Player! Play on! High V. [high-fives]
WWoman
Oh Jupiter! What are your plans for me? Fifteen and still unmarried.
SDSt. Desperatius
And I thought Pompeii was smoking. [woman smiles]
Every woman wants a date on Valentine's Day. That neediness reaches its climax - what up - on February 13th. A magical night, when a ten has the self-esteem of a four and the depraved enthusiasm of a two.
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