Barney and Ted in “The Leap”

Barney

So what do you think of Robin?

Ted

Barney, I really need to get to work, so...

Barney

Great. Say you and I went suit shopping, and you happened upon a beautiful suit. A beautiful Canadian suit. Double-breasted. Mmmmmm. You try it on, and it's not exactly the right fit for you, so you put it back, then I try it on. I don't really wanna take the same suit you had your eye on, but at the same time, I really like that suit.

Ted

Buy the suit, Barney. You clearly care about it. Tell the suit how you feel. [pats him on the shoulder]

Barney

Okay, but Ted, remember that that was your answer, because... [long pause] the suit is Robin. I know! [head exploding pantomime] Right?

Ted

I'm with you, buddy.

Barney

You are now, because I explained it to you. [embraces him]