[Barney confronts Matthew Panning over the 200-women dare, even though he screwed up the count.]
So Barney, great to hear from you after all this time, what's going on?
I've had sex with 200 women! [shows the list]
[sees list] Good God, that's way too many. I mean, that's just gross! You sought counseling for sex addiction? Because you are a prime candidate.
Oh, have you sought counseling for I-win-you-lose? Yeah. Suddenly, those hundred girls you nailed in the seventh grade aren't so impressive.
Hundred girls? Is that what this is about? Barney, I lied!
Sure you did.
I was 12, of course I was lying. I didn't have a pet Ewok either.
Sure you didn't.
Your whole adult life is based on something I lied about when I was 12?
Jealous?
[exasperated with Barney's response] I gotta go pick up my kids at school. Sounds like you got a lot of problems. Good luck, I guess. [leaves]
I'm awesome. [tears up list] Okay, 200. Now what? [looks at Robin]
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