Ted, Marshall and others in “Swarley”

So I guess that decides it.

Yep.

Hanging out at a coffee place: not nearly as much fun as hanging out at a bar.

[Looks at Marshall's cup] Hey, what's that?

What?

That cute coffee girl wrote a heart by your name! [in a sing-song voice] Somebody has a crush on you!

[in a sing-song voice as well] Somebody thinks you're me!

Well, what if the heart doesn't mean anything? What if she writes them on all the cups?

Mine says "Ted", no heart.

Mine says... "Swarley"... How'd they get "Swarley" from "Barney"? It's not even a name. Who would ever be called "Swarley"?...[sees Marshall and Ted smile] Oh, please don't start calling me "Swarley"... This would never happen at a bar! [leaves the coffee shop]

Man! What's up with Swarley?

I know. You almost never see old Swarlz get that upset.

Psssh.