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How I Met Your Mother · Season 1, Episode 1

Future Ted, Ted's Son and others in “Pilot”

[First scene of the series, in 2030]

Future Ted

Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story, the story of how I met your mother.

Ted's Son

Are we being punished or something?

Future Ted

No.

Ted's Daughter

Dad, is this gonna take a while?

Future Ted

Yes. Twenty-five years ago, before I was Dad, I had this whole other life...

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