There's a reason that everybody lies: it works. It's what allows society to function. It's what separates man from beast.
Oh, I thought that was our thumbs.
You wanna know every place your mom's thumb has been?
I'm sorry, I missed rehearsal, am I taking the "truth is good" side? Don't you usually take that part?
Lies are a tool - they can be used either for good or - no, wait, I've got a better one: Lies are like children: hard work, but they're worth it because the future depends on them.
You're so full of love... or something.
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