This is just a stupid formality. We gotta go all the way down there just so some bureacrat, some puny bureacrat who's overfed and probably got bad skin, so he can feel important?
Don't open your mouth.
Me? Open my mouth?
No, no. Promise me. I gotta hear it from you. Say, I'll be good.
I promise I'll be good.
Oh, and there's one other thing. Don't wear that tie with the little bhuddas on it. It's ugly.
And what's wrong with that tie?
I wouldn't give directions to a guy wearing a tie like that.
Well, guess what? That just happens to be my lucky tie. I love that tie. Felicia gave me that tie.
Well, there you go. I rest my case.
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