Alright, John. I got a couple of questions for you and I want you to answer absolutely and honestly.
Of course.
Question #1. Have you ever been arrested for a felony or a misdemeanor?
No. Next.
C'mon John. Think back. Think way back to the hazy days of the summer of love. Your callow youth.
Oh, yeah. -- No.
John, this is very important, ok? The liquor board gets the report from the state police, so if you have any demons in your closet, now is the time to set them free.
Are you implying that in my college years I was engaged in activities of a criminal nature?
Yes. Everybody knows you were a major pothead. C'mon, man. I don't care if you smoked the stuff, I don't even care if you sold it. What I need to know is, were you ever caught?
Never.
Okay. Great.
Can I go now?
I have a few more questions for you.
Can I have an attorney present?
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