Lilah and Mary Thorne in “Unfinished Business”

Where are you going?

I’m trying to make my way to the loo, if you must know.

Well you’d be better of waiting in bed-

No-

I’ll get you a nurse and-

No-

-a bedpan, and-

I said no.

OK. You’re a feisty one, aren’t you?

I’m about to have my bowel removed and a bag fitted. This may possibly be the last occasion I get to sit on a toilet and go out of the appropriate holes. I am not. Using. A bedpan.