Hello, and greetings from the Viking Museum of Weaponry. We're here today with Hakon the Good, king of Norway during the tenth century, and one of the great Viking leaders and warriors.
Glad to be here, Bill!
Hakon's brought along some weapons to share with us.
That's right!
Now I understand that great Viking warriors such as yourself like to name their swords.
True, Bill!
Brave names like Excalibur and so on.
Yes!
Fierce names; brutal, bloody names.
That is correct!
Well, tell us, what is this one called?
Oh, this one here? This is Bob! Bob the Sword! [pronounces "sword" with a loud "w" sound]
Bob?
Right! And that's Timmy over there! And right here is Greta! Greta likes Timmy, don't you, Greta? [as Greta] "That's right! I want to marry Timmy!" [as himself] But not if Bob has anything to say about it! Right, Bob? [as Bob] "That's right! You can't marry Timmy; I want to marry you!" [as Greta] "But I love Timmy!" [as Bob] "Too bad! You're marryin' me!" [as Timmy] "Over my dead body!" says Timmy! [as Bob] "Oh yeah?!" [as Timmy] "Yeah!" [as Bob] "Well then, let's go at it!" [begins fighting with himself using the swords, falling over backwards] "Hey, get offa me!" [as Timmy] "Oh, you're askin' for it! Here comes Dicky Boy!" [grabs a nearby axe and speaks with a new voice as Dicky] "Stand aside, Greta; I'll take care of these two!"
Apparently, Hakon's helmet is a touch too tight. Thank you and so long from the Viking Museum of Weaponry. AAAAHH!
[as Bob] "Come back here, you! I'm not finished with you yet!" [as Greta] "I won't have you runnin' away from you!"
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