Lt. Hunter and Waitress in “Unfinished Business”

Keenly interested as I am in the opinion of coffee-shop help, madam, I must nonetheless insist that you exchange this brûlée grotesque for one medium rare. In addition to which, you will henceforth address me as "Lieutenant."

Forget it, honey.

Take it back, you impertinent scullery maid! Take it back, I say!

Don’t you bark at me, buster. I’ve been serving you the same slop five days a week for four years running, and the most you ever left me was a quarter!

Perhaps if you did your job properly, you’d be compensated properly! Why, in Saudi Arabia, you’d be physically maimed for this sort of malfeasance!

You don't get squat from me, you two-bit Nazi!