Joe and Methos in “Finale, Part One”

That went well. What the hell were you thinking of?

I wasn't thinking, I was improvising.

By cutting yourself open? And it took you five thousand years to figure that out.

You're disappointed in me, aren't you? Gimme a break. What were you expecting? Einstein? Freud? Buddha?

Forget it.

Sorry, Joe. I'm just a guy.