“Gonna Be a Glitz Pig” quotes from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

We're gonna make it a girl pig, so he's gonna be a little gay.

Picking your nose is not ladylike because it's not pretty and it's nasty.

I know some of it is close to expiring, or maybe like fell off the back of a truck but pshhhh, it's cheap.

It's called a "biscuit" because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, it opens up and ummm...