Past Autolycus
Jerkules is your partner? Oh, what kind of goody-two-shoes did you turn into?!
Autolycus
You watch your mouth.
Pat Autolycus
Oh, why? Is little-goody-two-shoes embarrassed, huh? (singing) "Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes, Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes..."
(Autolycus punches his younger self out)
Autolycus
I ain't that good. I know this is a huge shock, Hercules, but at one time, I was actually...obnoxious.
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