[Right after Salmoneus fell from the tree] How'd you get up there, anyway?
Some lunatic Cyclops kicked me in the rear and sent me flying.
CThe Cyclops
If you let me live in peace I promise-- I'll help you do the same-- as long as you treat me-- with respect.
CCastor
Heard you worked up a bit of an appetite, today.
CThe Cyclops
Only fools challenge me.
CCastor
That's right. That's why I have you on my side. I'm too smart to go up against you.
CThe Cyclops
Yeah-- to my face you are.
CCastor
Hey, I'm not like those jackasses in Trachas!
CThe Cyclops
You better not be.
CCastor
Would you doubt me-- huh? How could you do that? I pay you-- to vent your anger on people who have-- belittled you all your life! No one-- has ever been as good to you as I have.
OK, now here's what I could do. I could call one of my togas, the 'Hercules Deluxe-ees'-- huh? Just tell me which ones you wanna buy.
I don't wanna buy any of them.
Oh, you want something for nothing, huh?
That's not what I mean.
No, what you mean is, you don't care about your image. But you better start, my friend, 'cause the public is fickle. All right-- tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you your own line of togas-- cut you in for a piceof the action--huh, huh? And here's the advertising slogan. 'Hercules, the giant killer-- takes a giant step forward in fashion!' Pretty snappy, huh?
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