Gordon and Andrea in “Episode Five”

Where's the wellington, please?

Chef, I'm re-firing the wellington. The bottom's burning.

[begins searching] Where's the medium-well wellington?

I'm putting projector paper.

[finds that Andrea has hid her burnt meat underneath her station] Oh, shut up you, yeah? Shut up. What is this? [starts getting the meat]

They burned. I'm not quite sure why.

Watch. Look, look, look, look. (to the members) Hey, come here! Oy, oy, oy! There you go. There you go. There--Oh, dear! [throws a burnt wellington against the refrigerator] Fucking pile of shit!

(interview) I'm screwed. I'm fucking screwed.

Anything else?! Any - what else have you hid?!

No, chef. That's it, chef.

That's it, is it?! WHY'D YOU DO IT?!

Trying to get it together, chef.

I don't-- I just--[throws his cloth] I-I don't understand it!