What an unexpected surprise.
All surprises are unexpected.
All S1
S1 E1Never Meet Your Heroes
[watching Rogers: The Musical ]
LBLila Barton
Did you turn your hearing aid off?
I know what happens, I was there. You know who wasn't there? It was that guy: Ant-Man.
S1 E2Hide and Seek
CChild
Mommy, Mommy, a superhero!
MMother
Wow, Stevie! You wanna say hi?
[boy runs straight past Clint and Kate, to a band of street performers dressed up as superheroes]
[points to girl with bow and arrow] Hey, look, I think that one's you.
No, that's Katniss Everdeen. Let's go.
Your problem's branding.
No, my problem is you. And this ninja suit, and the people trying to kill you because of this ninja suit. The whole thing's a problem that I'm going to solve today, so I can go home to my family.
No, it's branding.
What are you, 18?
I'm 22.
Yeah, same thing.
Look, I gotta find a place to stash you. Safe. So I can recover the suit and clean your mess.
Stash me? I'm not a bag of money.
No, you're not. A bag of money'd be useful to me.
I actually do know a place about 10 blocks away. Would a bag of money know a place?
When did everybody start saying, "I love you," to everybody all the time?
That was my mom. Since when did your heart shrink three sizes?
When a little girl in a ninja costume stole my Christmas.
What's this I hear about a fire in your apartment last night?
I can explain. Can we talk? Without the interloper?
Please.
No, no, it makes perfect sense that she would hostile. She likely feels displaced by me, and she's testing our new dynamic. She both desires my approval, yet wants to set firm boundaries. She feels threatened by me, and you know what? I can understand why. I bought a book. About being a stepdad.
Money well spent, Jack.
S1 E3Echoes
There are several reasons why I'd never wear a flashy costume. My job is to be, number one, a ghost. Number two, my wife would divorce me if I put something like this on. And number three, uh… I'm not a role model. I'm sorry, Kate. I'm not a role model to anyone. Never have been.
A plunger arrow? What is the trick, that it's completely useless?
We gotta walk the dog.
[Unable to hear her] You weren't wrong.
He's been cooped up all day. I'm not sure how long a dog can...
When you called yourself one of the world's greatest archers.
Oh my god, you really think so? I won't lie, I wasn't sure how well I...
[Cutting her off] We probably should walk the dog, don't you think? He's been cooped up all day.
We need a car.
Can we take this one?
I'm not smashing a '72 Challenger, come on!
S1 E4Partners, Am I Right?
You lost your family in the blip?
Yeah. Like half the world.
God, that must have been devastating.
Yeah, there are no words.
Is that where you met the Ronin?
[Clint stays silent]
It's you, isn't it?
Everybody dealt with the Blip in their own way. I continued to do what I was trained to do.
Protect people.
Hurting people. Investigating first, but in the end, my job was always been to hurt people.
Well, you know what they say… life is short. You never know what you're gonna get. (Eleanor laughs) What? What'd I say? Did I say something wrong or…
Every time you use one of the those aphorisms, they are… wrong.
What? No. That can't be right, is it? Darling. Please.
The other day, you said, "Absence makes the heart grow older."
Because that's what it does. No. Really?
Yeah. Honey. Come here. Aw. You're making my heart grow older.
S1 E5Ronin
[Clint visits the Battle of New York Memorial just outside Grand Central Station]
[looks at plaque] Natasha, I really need to talk to you right now. You were the bravest of us all, weren't you? Loyal, stubborn. You always had to win, didn't you? And for a stupid orange rock. I replayed that a million times in my head hoping for a different outcome, but I do my best every day to earn what you gave me. Just wanna say... just wanna say I miss you, and I'm so sorry for what I am about to do.
S1 E6So This Is Christmas?
KKingpin
The Ronin is running around the city. An Avenger has taken an outsized interest in our operations, and the Bishop woman, she thinks that she can quit her job, as if she works for Goldman Sachs. And Maya… My Maya… She's turned on us.
KKazi
Yeah.
KKingpin
What will we do about it? The people need to be reminded that the city belongs to me.
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