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Hawkeye · Season 1, Episode 2

“Hide and Seek” quotes from Hawkeye

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“Hide and Seek” · Season 1, Episode 2

In this episode: Kate Bishop (5), Clint Barton (4), Jack Duquesne (1), Eleanor Bishop (1)

CChild

Mommy, Mommy, a superhero!

MMother

Wow, Stevie! You wanna say hi?

[boy runs straight past Clint and Kate, to a band of street performers dressed up as superheroes]

[points to girl with bow and arrow] Hey, look, I think that one's you.

No, that's Katniss Everdeen. Let's go.

Your problem's branding.

No, my problem is you. And this ninja suit, and the people trying to kill you because of this ninja suit. The whole thing's a problem that I'm going to solve today, so I can go home to my family.

No, it's branding.

Look, I gotta find a place to stash you. Safe. So I can recover the suit and clean your mess.

Stash me? I'm not a bag of money.

No, you're not. A bag of money'd be useful to me.

I actually do know a place about 10 blocks away. Would a bag of money know a place?

When did everybody start saying, "I love you," to everybody all the time?

That was my mom. Since when did your heart shrink three sizes?

When a little girl in a ninja costume stole my Christmas.

What's this I hear about a fire in your apartment last night?

I can explain. Can we talk? Without the interloper?

Please.

No, no, it makes perfect sense that she would hostile. She likely feels displaced by me, and she's testing our new dynamic. She both desires my approval, yet wants to set firm boundaries. She feels threatened by me, and you know what? I can understand why. I bought a book. About being a stepdad.

Money well spent, Jack.

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