[Lou is trying to teach Steve how to play golf. Steve takes a swing.]
[sighs in dismay] Brother, you're playing what we like to call military golf. Left, right, left, right.
What am I doing wrong?
Well, for starters, you're swinging like a gorilla. Don't you remember what I said in the parking lot? This is a game of finesse. The easier you swing, the further that little white ball goes.
Okay, that doesn't make any sense to me.
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