It's a violation however you look at it. The sanctity of my home has been violated.
It's toilet paper, Danny. It's a couple of kids having fun on Halloween. What's the big deal?
The big deal is, in my opinion, this is how most decent kids turn to a life of corruption.
[looks at Danny in disbelief] Excuse me?
Yeah. TP-ing is a gateway crime. Ok? It starts with toilet paper and then next thing you know, armed robbery.
You know what, Danny, if that's the case, I really hope you catch these hardened criminals and I'm sure it's gonna be a career case for you.
You're making fun.
I'm not making fun. I'm serious.
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