[Steve is teaching Kamekona how to fly a helicopter using a flight simulator video game at his house]
Ten-year post-parole plan is working out. I got my shave ice, I got my shrimp, and when I officially open Kamekona's Island Tours, that'll be my entrepreneurial peak. Like King Kamehameha landing on Waikiki, I'll rule Oahu.
[Catherine comes back from a surf sporting a bikini. Kamekona and Steve both look at her]
Aw boys and their toys. How cute.
This ain't no toy, sistah.
That's right. This is the most technologically advanced flight simulator on the market.
Huh. Well, it looks a whole lot like a video game to me.
[Steve and Kamekona turn back to the video game]
[on TV screen, simulator helicopter is about the crash] Oh up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up! What are you doing? Pull up! Pull up! Pull up, up, up, up, - up, up - Oh!
[amused at their reaction] Got two words for you: game over!
If you crash a helicopter full of paying customers, it's not gonna be good for your tour business. You understand?
I was distracted, brah. Sistah came in dressed like that. How am I supposed to not look?
Aw. Kammy, if you hadn't crashed in the middle of the ocean, I might have taken you out for a drink.
That's the beauty of a flight simulator. When you flame out, just hit restart.
[...]
[after he gets called to a case, to Cath] I got to go. See you later?
Hope so.
Don't worry. I'll bring her back in one piece.
Repeat after me: Altitude is my friend.
"Altitude is my friend." Roger that.
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