[dying] This is kind of strange.
I'm not going to let you die, okay? Do you understand me? Stop it. Do you understand me? I'm going to fix this.
It doesn't hurt. The only thing I feel is you.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Love that Chris. What a guy. [Nathan smiles] What?
Chris is troubled. You don't look at him, you don't get all man-crush.
[scoffs] No way. [looks at Nathan] Oh! Wow. Now you tell me?!
Hey, no judgements. He's a handsome guy.
Body washed up on the beach today. Guy with a tattoo.
EEvi
Really, did it say "I Heart Haven"?
Okay, so who'd you piss off this time?
Maybe he pissed me off. Is that a possibility?
Yeah, it's least likely.
Well, I guess that answers that. Nathan definitely has a copy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And this one still can't dance.
You meet me in the atrium.
Copy that.
Don't say "copy."
UDr. Underwood
Hi. I'm Hugh Underwood. I'm a doctor.
CChris
Yeah, Chris Brody. I'd shake your hand, but I'm pretty much dying.
I hear a squirrel.
We are in the woods, Nathan.
Two squirrels chattering means they're having a conversation. This is just one. It means he's scared of something large.
Boy Scouts?
Moose Hunter magazine. [Audrey stares] I was a kid.
You know, we don't talk enough, me and you.
DDwight
This doesn't have to get ugly. I walk out of here, it's over.
Great. If you don't mind, you can just leave the box in the umbrella stand on your way out.
DDwight
Give me the key.
Do I actually have to say "no" to that, or can I just assume it's a rhetorical statement?
SCSimon Crocker
You're taking this well.
Yes I am. You see, I'm pretty sure that you're the result of the brownies this girl gave me last night. God, what was her name? Tall, Dutch girl...
SCSimon Crocker
You're not imagining this.
Says the dead guy I last saw 27 years ago.
So what do you think? Clones? Ghosts? Zombies are trendy.
CWChief Wournos
You buried me in a cooler? What cooler?
Blue one.
CWChief Wournos
What a waste of a good cooler.
Merry Christmas. You know, I'm flexible this year, naughty or nice.
Duke, you know, our friend? He's got a mustache, a goatee, he wears a lot of jewelry, makes all these jokes, only looks out for himself.
I'm friends with that guy?
[Nathan trying to fix his car] Nathan, you can't fix this. Listen to me. [Nathan pushes him] Hey!
You've been telling me what I can't do since we were kids. Now Audrey's missing, we're stuck in the middle of nowhere! Do not tell me I can't fix this! I'm gonna fix this.
This is not helping! Will you please stop acting like a lovesick child?!
What?
You are in love with Audrey. [Nathan scoffs] What, did you think that was a secret?
You don't know what you're talking about.
No, I do. I understand-
No, you don't understand anything.
No, I understand that if you-
When Audrey touches me, I can feel it. She's the only one I can feel.
What?
She's the only one.
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