[Phil's Presidential Campaign commercial, starts with song about how he's "seen almost half of America" with a video of a stripper dancing]
I'm Phil Ken Sebben. You may not know me, but I have 12-billion dollars here that says you'll vote for me regardless.
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Phil Ken Sebben. Strength. Leadership. Vision.
[Interrupting] Oh, almost forgot! I've taken every drug known to man. And not just orally. Just gettin' that out there.
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Paid for by the people who gave Phil Ken Sebben 12-billion dollars.
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