Happy's Place Season 1 quotes

Bobbie

Isn't that a coincidence?!

Isabella

I'm doing a slow fade.

Bobbie

The regulars.

Bobbie

Zing, zing.

Bobbie

Game on.

Gabby

Challenge accepted.

Gabby

Oh, my god, Bobbie. Gracie's gonna be here any minute. I mean, she's not even my kid, and I'm so excited, I could pee.

Bobbie

I know, that's a figure of speech, but cut back on your water.

Gabby

Right. It's just, you know, ever since she's been deployed, we never get to see her.

Isabella

I really wanted to meet her at the airport 'cause the only thing better than finally meeting my niece would be to end up in one of those viral military family reunion videos that always makes me ugly cry.

Gabby

So, how is Gracie handling the news of her grandfather's extramarital "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"?

Bobbie

Well, it was a very weird Zoom call. But, I think she's coming around with it all now.

Isabella

Good. 'Cause I really want this to go well. What did you tell her about me?

Bobbie

Well, I told her that you were like a little puppy in a field of sunflowers and not to take it out on you.

Isabella

Really? She hates puppies and sunflowers?

Gabby

Oh, yeah. And the phrase "sweater weather", and tiny dogs in strollers. Oh, and she really hates sweaters on tiny dogs in strollers.

Bobbie

You're just totally different people. You're sweet and sensitive, and she likes to shoot things.

Gabby

Right. She's G.I. Joe and you're "Gee, I hope you like me."!

Bobbie

Don't you worry about a thing. I'm gonna be here every step of the way to make sure everything goes smoothly.

Isabella

You don't have to worry, we'll be fine. Yes, I'm excited. But, I'm an adult. I'll be cool.

I'm back.

Isabella

She's here.

I've been gone for a while. Where's Grandpa Happy?

Bobbie

My baby girl is home.

Hey, mama.

Bobbie

Aww.

Time.

Bobbie

Okay.

Hey, Aunt Gabby.

Gabby

Hey, kiddo. Wow. You smell amazing. What's that perfume?

Camel. You can't get it off you.

Gabby

Camels. Now that's an animal that can hold its water.

Bobbie

Gracie, Isabella. Isabella, Gracie.

Hi. My mom has told me all about you.

Isabella

Family doesn't shake hands. Get over here. I'm your Tia Isabella. I'm sorry, I'm getting so worked up. It's just, I've wanted to meet you ever since I found out I had a niece. You're so big.

Aww. She's so cute. She's like a tiny dog in a stroller.

Uh, hey, mama, didn't he say "The MacAllister Girls"?

Bobbie

He sure did. Get your butt in here. Now we're ready.

Smile.

Gabby

Steve, marry me.

Bobbie

That close, huh?

Bobbie

Oh, really.

Bobbie

Ignore all of that.

Isabella

Special delivery for special people.

Isabella

My mom's not like that.

Bobbie

We can do that? You was doing all this just to torture me?

Isabella

Oh, good.