Gabby quotes from Happy's Place

Gabby

My mother taught me that.

Gabby

Found it.

Gabby

What's Fish Fry Monday?

Gabby

Eh, what the heck?!

Gabby

Oh, don't touch anything!

Gabby

That's a yes.

Gabby

Steve, marry me.

Gabby

How should I know?

Bobbie

Okay, everybody ready? Okay. Alrighty, then. Happy's Place is opened for business! What?

Gabby

My sweet, brave Bobbie. No one sees your pain, no one but me. No. Come on. Come on.

Bobbie

Gabby, remember how, like, 10 minutes ago, I told everybody that now was not the time to be grieving my daddy?

Gabby

I do. I marveled at your strength.

Bobbie

And the best way that we could honor his memory is by remembering what he told us. People come to Happy's Place to leave their troubles behind. So let's go out there and show them the smiles on our faces, not the...

Gabby

That's right. Oh, see what you do to me? You know, I'm a wreck.

Bobbie

Something is wrong with her. Hey, can I get you something to drink?

Isabella

I'm not sure. I'd love something for my nerves, but I'm worried it's a little early.

Bobbie

What you need is some Tennessee coffee.

Isabella

What's that?

Bobbie

Whiskey.

Isabella

Sounds good. Hold the cream and sugar.

Bobbie

I'm Bobbie.

Isabella

I'm Isabella.

Bobbie

Oh, nice to meet you.

Isabella

Likewise.

Bobbie

So, you're a little nervous? Let me guess. Somebody's been ghostlighting you. That's what your kids say, right?

Isabella

I think you mean "Gaslighted" or "Ghosted". And no, I'm waiting on someone, but he's running a little late.

Gabby

So you're worried you're being floundered.

Isabella

I don't know what that means.

Gabby

Yeah, well, it's pretty new. Probably haven't heard of it yet.

Bobbie

Go do something over there.

Gabby

Yep.

Bobbie

So who's this guy making you wait?

Isabella

I got this phone call from an attorney and he said it was really important, but that he couldn't tell me anymore except in person. So, I'm like, why not? I mean, it's crazy, but it's kind of fun, too. Right?

Bobbie

I wouldn't think so. No. Sounds sketchy to me. So, no more coffee for you until he gets here and I can check him out.

Isabella

Okay, well, can I have a tea, then? And by that, I mean "Gin". So I'm sorry, but did I hear your father just died?

Bobbie

I hope so. We buried him.

Isabella

Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.

Bobbie

Oh, no, no, no. It's perfectly fine. He would have loved that joke. He was a great man.

Isabella

Must be hard.

Bobbie

Yeah. I miss him like crazy, but I'm blessed. Not many daughters get to spend as much time with their daddies as I did.

Isabella

I envy you. That sounds amazing.

Hey, Bobbie. I've got the papers. Can we meet in your office?

Bobbie

You got it, Jim. Nice to meet you, Isabella.

Wait, you're Isabella? Great. I'm Jim Jackoway. I called you. I'm meeting with you, too.

Isabella

Well, this is weird. Are you sure I'm supposed to be here?

Bobbie

I'm sure Jim will explain everything.

I know this is odd, but there's been a little hiccup with Happy's will, and Isabella, you're here because you two share something in common.

Bobbie

What's that?

A father. You're sisters.

Isabella

Hey, we said that exactly alike.

Gabby

Please do not sue my parents.

Bobbie

I'm okay.

Bobbie

Game on.

Gabby

Challenge accepted.

Gabby

Oh, my god, Bobbie. Gracie's gonna be here any minute. I mean, she's not even my kid, and I'm so excited, I could pee.

Bobbie

I know, that's a figure of speech, but cut back on your water.

Gabby

Right. It's just, you know, ever since she's been deployed, we never get to see her.

Isabella

I really wanted to meet her at the airport 'cause the only thing better than finally meeting my niece would be to end up in one of those viral military family reunion videos that always makes me ugly cry.

Gabby

So, how is Gracie handling the news of her grandfather's extramarital "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"?

Bobbie

Well, it was a very weird Zoom call. But, I think she's coming around with it all now.

Isabella

Good. 'Cause I really want this to go well. What did you tell her about me?

Bobbie

Well, I told her that you were like a little puppy in a field of sunflowers and not to take it out on you.

Isabella

Really? She hates puppies and sunflowers?

Gabby

Oh, yeah. And the phrase "sweater weather", and tiny dogs in strollers. Oh, and she really hates sweaters on tiny dogs in strollers.

Bobbie

You're just totally different people. You're sweet and sensitive, and she likes to shoot things.

Gabby

Right. She's G.I. Joe and you're "Gee, I hope you like me."!

Bobbie

Don't you worry about a thing. I'm gonna be here every step of the way to make sure everything goes smoothly.

Isabella

You don't have to worry, we'll be fine. Yes, I'm excited. But, I'm an adult. I'll be cool.

I'm back.

Isabella

She's here.

I've been gone for a while. Where's Grandpa Happy?

Bobbie

My baby girl is home.

Hey, mama.

Bobbie

Aww.

Time.

Bobbie

Okay.

Hey, Aunt Gabby.

Gabby

Hey, kiddo. Wow. You smell amazing. What's that perfume?

Camel. You can't get it off you.

Gabby

Camels. Now that's an animal that can hold its water.

Bobbie

Gracie, Isabella. Isabella, Gracie.

Hi. My mom has told me all about you.

Isabella

Family doesn't shake hands. Get over here. I'm your Tia Isabella. I'm sorry, I'm getting so worked up. It's just, I've wanted to meet you ever since I found out I had a niece. You're so big.

Aww. She's so cute. She's like a tiny dog in a stroller.

Gabby

You have a wife I can steal you away from?

Bobbie

Are you kidding me?

I know what it is. Something about me makes this one uncomfortable.

Isabella

Gabby, I know you're worried that if they break up, it'll be bad for you.

Gabby

Uh, no. Bad for all of us. This place was special.

Bobbie

I'm going to ask Emmett out on a date.

Gabby

Not gonna fit through it. Right?