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Happy's Place · Season 1, Episode 1

Bobbie, Gabby and others in “Pilot”

[First lines of the series, as Bobbie rings the bell for the very first time and announces that Happy's Place is opened for business.]

Bobbie

Okay, everybody ready? Okay. Alrighty, then. Happy's Place is opened for business! What?

Gabby

My sweet, brave Bobbie. No one sees your pain, no one but me. No. Come on. Come on.

Bobbie

Gabby, remember how, like, 10 minutes ago, I told everybody that now was not the time to be grieving my daddy?

Gabby

I do. I marveled at your strength.

Bobbie

And the best way that we could honor his memory is by remembering what he told us. People come to Happy's Place to leave their troubles behind. So let's go out there and show them the smiles on our faces, not the...

Bobbie and Gabby: (together) Tears in our eyes.

Gabby

That's right. Oh, see what you do to me? You know, I'm a wreck.

Bobbie

Something is wrong with her. Hey, can I get you something to drink?

Isabella

I'm not sure. I'd love something for my nerves, but I'm worried it's a little early.

Bobbie

What you need is some Tennessee coffee.

Isabella

What's that?

Bobbie

Whiskey.

Isabella

Sounds good. Hold the cream and sugar.

Bobbie

I'm Bobbie.

Isabella

I'm Isabella.

Bobbie

Oh, nice to meet you.

Isabella

Likewise.

Bobbie

So, you're a little nervous? Let me guess. Somebody's been ghostlighting you. That's what your kids say, right?

Isabella

I think you mean "Gaslighted" or "Ghosted". And no, I'm waiting on someone, but he's running a little late.

Gabby

So you're worried you're being floundered.

Isabella

I don't know what that means.

Gabby

Yeah, well, it's pretty new. Probably haven't heard of it yet.

Bobbie

Go do something over there.

Gabby

Yep.

Bobbie

So who's this guy making you wait?

Isabella

I got this phone call from an attorney and he said it was really important, but that he couldn't tell me anymore except in person. So, I'm like, why not? I mean, it's crazy, but it's kind of fun, too. Right?

Bobbie

I wouldn't think so. No. Sounds sketchy to me. So, no more coffee for you until he gets here and I can check him out.

Isabella

Okay, well, can I have a tea, then? And by that, I mean "Gin". So I'm sorry, but did I hear your father just died?

Bobbie

I hope so. We buried him.

Isabella

Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.

Bobbie

Oh, no, no, no. It's perfectly fine. He would have loved that joke. He was a great man.

Isabella

Must be hard.

Bobbie

Yeah. I miss him like crazy, but I'm blessed. Not many daughters get to spend as much time with their daddies as I did.

Isabella

I envy you. That sounds amazing.

Jim

Hey, Bobbie. I've got the papers. Can we meet in your office?

Bobbie

You got it, Jim. Nice to meet you, Isabella.

Jim

Wait, you're Isabella? Great. I'm Jim Jackoway. I called you. I'm meeting with you, too.

Isabella

Well, this is weird. Are you sure I'm supposed to be here?

Bobbie

I'm sure Jim will explain everything.

Jim

I know this is odd, but there's been a little hiccup with Happy's will, and Isabella, you're here because you two share something in common.

Bobbie

What's that?

Jim

A father. You're sisters.

Bobbie and Isabella: (together) Wait, sisters?

Isabella

Hey, we said that exactly alike.

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