Isn't that a coincidence?!
S1 E8Dear Jack
I'm doing a slow fade.
S1 E9Emcee Squared
The regulars.
Zing, zing.
Game on.
Challenge accepted.
S1 E10The MacAllister Girls
[first lines]
Oh, my god, Bobbie. Gracie's gonna be here any minute. I mean, she's not even my kid, and I'm so excited, I could pee.
I know, that's a figure of speech, but cut back on your water.
Right. It's just, you know, ever since she's been deployed, we never get to see her.
I really wanted to meet her at the airport 'cause the only thing better than finally meeting my niece would be to end up in one of those viral military family reunion videos that always makes me ugly cry.
So, how is Gracie handling the news of her grandfather's extramarital "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"?
Well, it was a very weird Zoom call. But, I think she's coming around with it all now.
Good. 'Cause I really want this to go well. What did you tell her about me?
Well, I told her that you were like a little puppy in a field of sunflowers and not to take it out on you.
Really? She hates puppies and sunflowers?
Oh, yeah. And the phrase "sweater weather", and tiny dogs in strollers. Oh, and she really hates sweaters on tiny dogs in strollers.
You're just totally different people. You're sweet and sensitive, and she likes to shoot things.
Right. She's G.I. Joe and you're "Gee, I hope you like me."!
Don't you worry about a thing. I'm gonna be here every step of the way to make sure everything goes smoothly.
You don't have to worry, we'll be fine. Yes, I'm excited. But, I'm an adult. I'll be cool.
I'm back.
She's here.
I've been gone for a while. Where's Grandpa Happy?
My baby girl is home.
Hey, mama.
Aww.
Time.
Okay.
Hey, Aunt Gabby.
Hey, kiddo. Wow. You smell amazing. What's that perfume?
Camel. You can't get it off you.
Camels. Now that's an animal that can hold its water.
Gracie, Isabella. Isabella, Gracie.
Hi. My mom has told me all about you.
Family doesn't shake hands. Get over here. I'm your Tia Isabella. I'm sorry, I'm getting so worked up. It's just, I've wanted to meet you ever since I found out I had a niece. You're so big.
Aww. She's so cute. She's like a tiny dog in a stroller.
Uh, hey, mama, didn't he say "The MacAllister Girls"?
He sure did. Get your butt in here. Now we're ready.
Smile.
[final lines]
S1 E11Heart of the Matter
Steve, marry me.
That close, huh?
S1 E12Baby Doll
Oh, really.
Ignore all of that.
S1 E13Mama Drama
[first lines]
Special delivery for special people.
My mom's not like that.
S1 E14Accountability
We can do that? You was doing all this just to torture me?
Oh, good.
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