Bobbie quotes from Happy's Place

Gabby

Please do not sue my parents.

Bobbie

I'm okay.

Bobbie

Hey.

Isabella

Hey.

Isabella

Excuse me. I'm looking for the North Pole. Could you give me directions?

Bobbie

Not now. I've got a million business things to do before the end of the year. And now they're done. It's Christmas, Rudolph.

Bobbie

Game on.

Gabby

Challenge accepted.

Gabby

Oh, my god, Bobbie. Gracie's gonna be here any minute. I mean, she's not even my kid, and I'm so excited, I could pee.

Bobbie

I know, that's a figure of speech, but cut back on your water.

Gabby

Right. It's just, you know, ever since she's been deployed, we never get to see her.

Isabella

I really wanted to meet her at the airport 'cause the only thing better than finally meeting my niece would be to end up in one of those viral military family reunion videos that always makes me ugly cry.

Gabby

So, how is Gracie handling the news of her grandfather's extramarital "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"?

Bobbie

Well, it was a very weird Zoom call. But, I think she's coming around with it all now.

Isabella

Good. 'Cause I really want this to go well. What did you tell her about me?

Bobbie

Well, I told her that you were like a little puppy in a field of sunflowers and not to take it out on you.

Isabella

Really? She hates puppies and sunflowers?

Gabby

Oh, yeah. And the phrase "sweater weather", and tiny dogs in strollers. Oh, and she really hates sweaters on tiny dogs in strollers.

Bobbie

You're just totally different people. You're sweet and sensitive, and she likes to shoot things.

Gabby

Right. She's G.I. Joe and you're "Gee, I hope you like me."!

Bobbie

Don't you worry about a thing. I'm gonna be here every step of the way to make sure everything goes smoothly.

Isabella

You don't have to worry, we'll be fine. Yes, I'm excited. But, I'm an adult. I'll be cool.

I'm back.

Isabella

She's here.

I've been gone for a while. Where's Grandpa Happy?

Bobbie

My baby girl is home.

Hey, mama.

Bobbie

Aww.

Time.

Bobbie

Okay.

Hey, Aunt Gabby.

Gabby

Hey, kiddo. Wow. You smell amazing. What's that perfume?

Camel. You can't get it off you.

Gabby

Camels. Now that's an animal that can hold its water.

Bobbie

Gracie, Isabella. Isabella, Gracie.

Hi. My mom has told me all about you.

Isabella

Family doesn't shake hands. Get over here. I'm your Tia Isabella. I'm sorry, I'm getting so worked up. It's just, I've wanted to meet you ever since I found out I had a niece. You're so big.

Aww. She's so cute. She's like a tiny dog in a stroller.

Uh, hey, mama, didn't he say "The MacAllister Girls"?

Bobbie

He sure did. Get your butt in here. Now we're ready.

Smile.

Gabby

You have a wife I can steal you away from?

Bobbie

Are you kidding me?

I know what it is. Something about me makes this one uncomfortable.

Bobbie

I'm going to ask Emmett out on a date.

Gabby

Not gonna fit through it. Right?

Isabella

You scared me.

Bobbie

Well, you scared me staying up this late.

Action, cut. Action, nope.

Bobbie

Don't hit him, don't hit him.