Back off or the horse gets it!
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S1 E1Saint Nick
S1 E2What Smiles Are For
So don't take this the wrong way, but looks like someone needs a little...nap!
All righty, now. I accept you. You're not a hallucination. You're not my subconscious trying to dry rape me for all my past sins, You're real.
Shh!... Listen to Me, I once saw a man high on PCP rip off his own testicles in the middle of Times Square. Do you know what I'm trying to say to you? [Happy shakes his head] I'm saying I've seen some crazy shit, so I accept it. You exist. You're here. There's probably a little girl somewhere out there, who needs her daddy real goddamn bad, and you should go find him, 'cause I ain't him.
You are him, Nick. she's yours.
My God... Those teeth. Those flared nostrils and beady eyes. It's somehow endearing and yet so, so horrible. How do you even... Ah, forget it.
Nick, there comes a time when you just gotta face reality.
FUCK YOU!, GET THE FUCKING FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!
Oh! Swear Jar, Swear Jar When Dirty Words Come Out Too Far! That'll be 25 Cents Please.
Aaahh!!.
Oh Crackers and Jam Nick, Now Were Flat Broke!.
That's Right Money, When Need Guns and Money, And I Know's Just The Guy.
Great!, So We'll Just Run There, I Guess. We Are So [Squeaks].
BBlue
We need to learn to take our time with things. This wine, for instance. Began as a grape. A sweet thing, yes. But also an immature thing. To reach its full potential, the grape is subjected to pressure. Squashed to a pulp. Reduced to its essence. Sealed in darkness. And there it waits. Compelled by the hands of time to become a finer thing.
DMDet. Meredith "Merry" McCarthy
I get it, Blue. I'm the grape.
BBlue
No. No. No. You don't get it. I'm the grape... I'M THE GODDAMN GRAPE!
Goddamn deck hates me.
Everyone hates you, Nick.
So did you find her?
Find Who?
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