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Happy! · Season 1, Episode 3

Nick Sax, Mrs. Claus and others in “When Christmas Was Christmas”

Nick Sax

Yeah, it's a swell story, but need I remind you that my monster is very much alive and kicking. Now this Gimbel's piñata Santa - what the hell does he have to do with the price of ass in China?

Mrs. Claus

Not him. The son. He had a kid, that one. Can you imagine? Wound up institutionalized. No one heard anything about him after that.

Happy

It's the kid, Nick!

Nick Sax

Bit of a leap, ain't it?

Mrs. Claus

I ain't saying he's the one you're looking for. I ain't saying he ain't. Still... I wonder some nights... Where's that little boy, now?

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