You need to get your eyes checked Nick.
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Check.
Where are your balls, Sax? Oh, right. I took 'em on the last pot.
Oh, I hate when they take the balls away.
I'm trying to focus here get lost.
Ugh, Grown-Up Games. Queen of hearts She's Pretty.
What'd you just say?
I said she's pretty, she has a gold crown and lipstick.
Fold!
Where you going Sax?
Crapper, you wanna wipe me?
The way you're smiling is like someone who doesn't know what smiles are for.
Those cards! The lady! The pretty lady with the gold crown and the lipstick! You can see them!
They're not invisible, Nick.
No, but you are. Oh, my goodness. I have this crazy idea. Do you wanna go get Hailey?
You bet I do! More than a double scoop of coffee ice cream!
you're gonna help me win to get money and guns so we can go get her.
Our teacher Miss Palm says it's better to lose honestly than to win by cheating.
FUCK MISS - [Happy cowers] Wouldn't Miss Palm want you to help me get guns and money so we could go get Hailey?
Uh, she'd probably send us to the Thinking Corner to come up with a creative solution to our problems...
You're right. Just... I just...
Just what?
Ah, just a crazy idea. I just thought we could be a team. You know? Partners. Butch and Sundance. Gin and tonic. Mickey and Mallory.
[excited] You mean Mickey and Pluto?!
PB and motherfuckin' J.
Well Will you look at that?
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!
Some heater you're on, Nicky.
Yeah. You know what they say. Even a clock gets a broken face twice a day. That is a thing, right?
You've never been lucky. Not your whole life. The hell angle you running?
Well, if you promise to keep a secret... I got a little blue horse that's on the top of your hat with wings telling me your hand.
Two and a five. Not even the same color. This hand stinks even worse than the coat you're wearing Nick.
You're not going anywhere. Not until you and Blue figure your shit out.
Well, well, well. The plot sickens. [to Happy] Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate with you bouncing off the ceiling?!
[high on cocaine, rapidly flying over the table] It's like kissing God! It's like kissing God! [laughing hysterically] I'm everything and nothing! I'm everything and nothing!
[as Le Dic lights a cigar] Sucks on that like he knows what he's doing.
You didn't think we kept you around here all this time because you're so fun to be around, did you?
Oh. Sad face emoji.
Aren't We Forgetting Something?, Oh Yeah The Uh, On Your Uh, Yeah. Yeah.
Don't Worry Frenchie, I'll help you with that.
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