HappyI can die. Just like you.
Played by Patton Oswalt
Happy! · 138 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Happy!: in 65 of its 138 quotes
Most scenes with: Nick Sax (14), Le Dic (3)
Lines by Happy 50
HappyHappyI die if she dies. I saw what you did to all those bad guys, Nick. If you can do that, you can save Hailey. You can! But y... You won't! Because you're not running from the bad guys. You're running from her! Because that's the kind of guy you are! When I left Hailey, I was good! Like her! Now I've cheated, I've lied, I... I've snorted narcotics. A lot of narcotics.
HappyIn a city of seven million, why'd it have to be you?
HappyKeep saying it. Keep saying it and someday you might believe it. That picture of you, that Hailey saw was real.
HappyYou were a hero, once. I guess that's why you hate yourself. And it's a 20% tip always, no matter the service. Nick, they live on tips.
HappyI'm Not Going Ever-westward Nick.
HappyYeah!, Partners??
Happy[finding several multi-colored dildos] These must the magic carrots that make the reindeer fly!
HappyI'm...Cold Nick.
HappyNick?
HappyI'm cold, so cold. Cuddle me?
HappyUgh, s-s-still cold.
HappyI don't wanna talk about it.
HappyDo... do you remember?
HappyCan I tell you a secret?
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