Nick Sax quotes from Happy!

Nick Sax

Ooh, nasty. Wow, that stings. You really hurt me there. Look, you know, it's real easy to judge a guy when bullets can't hurt you. Those assholes who were coming for me... I don't know if you can understand this, but they're playing for keeps.

Nick Sax

How can you die? You're imaginary.

Nick Sax

Listen, Unicorn!...Listen, unicorn. This is not the imaginary world. This is the real world. And it's messy. And people do a lot of things they're not very proud of - ordering this breakfast, for one. But I'm gonna soldier through. And when I'm done, I'm gonna get into that hideous automobile in front and I'm gonna punch my ticket outta here, leaving this cold, filthy city and everything in it in my rearview mirror. Ever westward, baby. And I ain't stopping until I see that sun drop into the water.

Nick Sax

It ain't me.

Nick Sax

Get In!

Nick Sax

Neither Am I.

Nick Sax

Come on let's go find this kid.

Nick Sax

Don't push it.

Nick Sax

[finding a prostitute in a bear suit performing oral sex on a businessman a la The Shining] And that porridge is just right.

Nick Sax

I haven't had a drink in nineteen hours. I'm dry as a cured ham.

Nick Sax

That's funny. You look just like your picture.

Nick Sax

The universe is a callous indifferent bitch, and it will fuck you every chance it gets. And once you think it’s done with you, it will flip you over and fuck you from behind.

Nick Sax

Oh Hap, What Happened To You?

Nick Sax

What'd You Do To Him You Monster?!

Nick Sax

Now, you listen to me, you little blue jackass. The Sax family crest is two lions holding a banner reading,"Death before intimacy."