Gunsmoke Season 1 quotes

The onliest thing you get from stradlin' the fence is a sore backside.

I'll get after you like thunder after lightnin'.

How'd you like to be gatherin' eggs and find her nest?

Fine as frogs hair.

Naked as a plucked prairie chicken.

Bleedin' like a stuck hog.

He ain't got the gumption to pound sand down a rat hole.

I thumped him 'till his ears rang like the liberty bell.

Crookeder than a dog's hind leg.

Hold `yer taters.

Sit there like a boll weevil on a corn cob.

Quiet as a mouse tip toeing.

Quiet as on cotton on cottontail.

I'll get onto you like ugly on an ape.

Hoppin' around like a flea on a hot skillet.