Gunsmoke quotes

You look like a sunfish who flopped.

When you learn a thing a day you store up smart.

That don't hurt a particle.

If you don't call, then you don't see the hand.

I made a bigger mess than a sow's bed.

Ain't you startin' to itch before you git bit?

He can't see past the brim of his hat.

Pooch up like an old toad.

Rougher than a wagon full of cobs.

No more chance than a grass hopper in a hen house.

Flatter than a snake through a ringer.

I loved that boy like a June morning.

Quieter than a gagged gopher.

Sincere as a $5 funeral.

Show 'em how the cow eat the cabbage.