[Derek gets in the elevator, Mark is there]
I need you to have sex with Cristina Yang.
Good morning.
Distract her, engage her, give her something to do after midnight besides call my girlfriend and wake me up.
Yang?
Mm-hmm.
No. No, Too serious, humorless, un-fun. Not my type.
Yang should be your type. She's intense, intelligent, complicated. She's like a single malt scotch and you're used to beer bongs.
Callie Torres is no beer bong.
Oh no, wait a minute, I get it. You don't think you have a shot. You're probably right.
Oh, I have a shot.
Then try it as a favor.
No. I'm not your stud horse. You can't just... tell me who to sleep with.
You slept with my wife.
[elevator dings]
Yeah, I'll give it a shot.
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