T1Teen 1
[seeing Stan's balloon with the words "I Eat Kids"] I eat kids? But we're kids!
T2Teen 2
It's heaven's punishment for our terrible taste in everything! [The balloon begins to malfunction, sets fire and plummets towards a young boy and his mother who are sitting on a picnic blanket]
CCharlie
Mommy, is the floating head going to eat us?
CSCharlie's Mother
Yes, Charlie! Yes, he will!
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