Woman
My husband's after me!
Jacinta
Yes, I might have guessed. Is he stifling you with his phallocentric, patriarchal hate crimes?
Woman
No, he chased me out of the house with a big knife! Now, come on! He's coming this way!
Jacinta
OK, just pull up a bean bag and we'll take a few details.
Woman
But he'll be here any second!
Jacinta
[smiling broadly] Hmm, and in Indian time that's about half an hour, isn't it, sister?
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