Uncle, I was desperate. I needed the money!
Well, if you wanted to turn to petty crime, why didn't you come to me? [points at stocking disguise] I can get you cheaper, [points at hoodie] I can get you cheaper, [points at gun] I can get you cheaper!
No, Uncle!
I do it for you. It is my pleasure.
No!
Now, beta, don't insult me; just give me the gun.
Uncle! Uncle!
DON'T INSULT ME! [wrests the gun out of his hand] Thank you. [turns to other customers] Right. Any of you PRICKS move, I'm going to execute every last motherfucking one of you!
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