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Goodness Gracious Me · Season 1, Episode 15

A scene from “Unfinished Business”

So, what would you do with a million pound?

Pay my phone bill, innit! But if you had a million pound, right, you could live off the interest!

Woah! What interest?

The interest you get from the ras malai when they find out you got a million pounds!

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