A scene from “Unfinished Business”

So, what was the last book you read, man?

The one about that African leader and his struggle to achieve power for his people. What’s that geezer’s name? Tall, grey…

…trunk…Babar the Elephant, man!

You mean to say you haven't read a book since you were six?!

That is my point, man. I don't need to read anything. I am an Asian academic over-achiever; I already know too much!